Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Two pounds in four days
I feel so "ugh" about my body that sometimes I would occasionally entertain delusions of being anorexic or bulimic. I've got thunder thighs, Rubenesque hips, abs with an F-L, and jiggly arms.
But hell, 5'10-Brazilian models are dying at 98 lbs. eating just tomatoes and apples. Yes, they die my age feeling like a skeletal goddess on the runway.
Bleh. I'm keeping my chocolate cake and mocha ice cream anyway. And a bowl full of rice, thankyouverymuch.
Let's just pretend that I'm following certain people's advice to diet a bit, get more exercise, and try a new sport ;)
(Even Dr. Model doesn't have a perfect tummy anyway. I so love you, Izzie. :D)
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